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Welcome to my blog. There's nothing wrong with my name. I'm just a girl, struggling to keep up in the rat race. If you think you know me, read my blog and think again. I'm imperfect and i'm lovin it. I'm creative in my own way. I'm the only witness and only person who can judge my life.

31 December 2008

- Sorry -


谁知道未来会是怎样的风景
原谅我贪心 让你无法清醒

拍写 爱没准备好 迎接你温柔的拥抱
还隐隐作痛的一颗心
提醒我爱是毒药

拍写 我也很困扰 虽然喜欢你的微笑
可我害怕付出了真心
却什么都得不到

30 December 2008

- randomness + boredness -

Well...
it's the PMR results show today...
dont feel like writing bout it...
the whole thing is just so boring, time-consuming,
and...
it was so GOOD DAMN HOT!!!!
doesnt mean to be rude...
just feel frustrated...
haiz...
i can foresee my future covered with clouds...
no photo for today...
cause basically i havent filtrate the photos...
card reader not with me...
and i accidently brought home something that doesnt belong to me today...
i'll be in deep trouble is the AUTHORITY knows about it...
and the authority involve fatty who speak like ducky...
haha...
oh and by the way...
congrats to some of my friends' bro who did well in pmr...
hehe...
real school stuff coming lu...
work hard...
school will be reopening in 5 day's time...
i kinda promised min not to keep counting down...
but no choice...
too bored...
so...
actually i've no idea why i bring out the topic of school reopening...
no point actually...
i'm just too too too bored...
no tv programme that i like showing now...
dont feel like you tube-ing...
dont feel like friendster-ing...
dont feel like facebook-ing...
dont feel like sms-ing...
for sure... dont feel like studying...
just let me be laid back till 31st ba...
not much chance to do so next year...
it's weird to know that 'next year' is will be 'this year' in 1 day's time...
actually...
i dont have anything specific to write in this blog...
just keep crapping to use up some of my time...
till bedtime...
=)
omg...
i'm too bored till my brain in stuck...
no positive outcome...
no negative outcome either...
i myself dont know what am i shit-ing about in this blog...

ps: just a little bit of update on myself... my leg is recovering well =)

29 December 2008

- New Year Resolution -


The New Year is here
New friends
New life
New hope
Make a wish; make a vow
To love
To try
To succeed
Follow your dreams into a fresh start
Of joy
Of laughter
Of fulfillment
Wonder at the miracle of a beautiful world
With understanding
With chance
With sorrow
Create the future you've dreamed of
Brilliant
Unseen
Unexpected
Listen to your heart
Remember your past
Look to the future
Believe in miracles
------- NEW YEAR RESOLUTION -------
#1
I must study well...

#2
I must live a more healthy life...

#3
Must go according to plan... no more randomness


#4
No more being greedy and selfish...

#5
Well... maybe i can try to work on a few house chores


#6
STOP being so sensitive towards everything...

#7
Tighten the bond even more



#8
Set my pathway towards the goal

#9
learn to give before i take

#10
Spend my cash wisely...

- Weird-est Dream -


i had one really really weird dream last night...
i think it just feel like the new movie showing now name 'Bedtime Story'
well...
in the dream...
i was locked up in prison...
in the same cell with a prince...
and it made me missed my flight to beijing with sian...
and i even get to call sian in the prison with my personal handphone...
asking her how much i'll rugi for not able to go..
and she said that'll be RM400...
then she say she wont go too...
and then i remember there are one couple who's lock next to our cell...
both also famous singer...
but i cant remember which famous singers are they...
erm...
i have no idea what my brain is doing...
making me dream bout all these weird stuff...
it's just so WEIRD~~~

27 December 2008

- Rainbow -


I seen a rainbow the other day
And made me smile
Seems like forever
Threw all the bad clouds in the end comes a big rainbow
So when will my rainbow comeI want too be able to actually be lit up
me thinking just because that one
Little Rainbow


- Hope -

Am i greedy??
am i unsatisfied for something great that i already owned??

26 December 2008

- Fate for falling down -

someone commented that i like to countdown for sad things...
and so therefore...
i am not going to be doing that anymore...
at least not so obvious i guess...
should be optimistic...

and by the way...
i've been reminding myself to live a healthy life lately...
so i kick start it by going jogging...
since holidays started...
i went once with min in polo ground...
*addition information... it's a morning walk...
then i went to jog in the park near my house alone...
then for the 3rd time which is yesterday...
went with sian, sa and her sis...
and for this very third time...
i fell down...
and now my left leg is slightly sprained...
and my left knee got skin fall off... and it BLEED!!!
how great is it!!!
how i wish i can live a month without falling down...
hmm....
i should have wrote to santa asking for a better balancing ability...
haiz~~~
Luck...

- Christmas celebration -

Merry Christmas people!!!
yea...
i know it's a bit kinda late...
but in some countries people celebrate it for 7 days or 12 days...
so....
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
had a gala time for christmas this year...
but then still...
i still prefer last year's celebration and atmosphere...
i guess those feeling is hard to get back anymore...
so back to this year's celebration...
went to kinda a lot of places...
first went to yin's church...
well...
that first time we going to that church...
and i wear kinda kua...
that cause at first everyone agreed to wear dress..
so i followed...
but after we reached...
sian changes into more casually wear...
so i'm odd...
i mean...
i'm really ODD!!!

so after church we went to breeze cafe to meet up shir and stezon...
chatted over there...
and the menu there is crazy~~~
seriously crazy...
everything is doubled the price...
and it's so noisy...
and the service wasnt good...until they count less one milkshake...
muahaha...
then the mc is so horrible...
keep on mumble some number... non-stop!!!
cause lucky draw was taking place that time...
our gathering ends at 11 something...


so me and sian went greentown stairway...
cause i am not syok for not being able to countdown...
by the time i drive to stairway...
the crowd is already counting down...4...3...2...1...
then followed by the fireworks...
it's amazing...
it's awesome...
it's beautiful...
so i wished sian merry xmas in the car...
then came the crowd of jokers and crazy fellows...
and someone actually blocked my way out from the car until i yelled 'EXCUSED ME'...


then next we went kopitiam in parade...
the atmosphere is kinda high there...
some kids were dancing so so so crazily on the table...
and i wonder what their parents feed them...
alcohol maybe??

and then we did went to greet vivi's family merry xmas in kbox...
met a gang of crazy guy there who keep shouting and singing...
haiz...


then went home at bout 1am...
besides tired... still is tired~~~
and i sleep till 1.50 noon the other day... *wink*
so here's the picture of the day...



24 December 2008

- Jokes -

I wasnt in a good mood recently...
and i'm sorry for throwing tantrum to someone when i'm not happy...
so i just search for some jokes in the web...
hope that will help you make your day...

I got into an argument with a girl inside a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, 'cause then I tried to walk out and slam the flap.

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.

Dates are basically where I go out and I act like someone I'm not until the person likes me enough to be who I actually am.

Breaking up is always hard to do, isn't it? I broke up. I recently broke up from my little honey bunny. I was distraught. I thought I was going insane. I lost all this weight, got all skinny. My friends were like, 'You look fabulous!'


Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.?Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample.?Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.?Also tends to form strong bonds with itself.?Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by dousing with alcohol.
Usage: None known.?Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce?large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. ?Boils at nothing and may freeze any time.?Melts whenever treated properly. ?Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active.?Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. ?Violent when left alone.?Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. ?Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental.?An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth.?Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.


WOMAN ENGLISH
"Yes" = No
"No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No
"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry
"We need" = I want
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now
"Sure... go ahead"?= I don't want you to
"I'm not upset"?= Of course I'm upset, you moron!
"We need to talk"?= I need to complain
"You're certainly attentive tonight"?= Is sex all you ever think about?
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs
"This kitchen is so inconvenient" ?= I want a new house
"I want new curtains"?= and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
"I heard a noise"?= I noticed you were almost asleep
"Do you love me?"?= I'm going to ask for something expensive
"How much do you love me?"?= I did something today you're really not going to like
"I'll be ready in a minute" ?= Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
"Is my butt fat?"?= Lie to me
"You have to learn to communicate"?= Just agree with me
"Are you listening to me!?" ?= [Too late, you're dead]
"Do what you want."?= You'll pay for this later


A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"


DAILY AGENDA FOR MAN AND WOMAN
Woman: Attempt to wake husband. Feed baby. Make breakfast. Change baby. Wake kids. Dress kids. Walk dog. Feed baby. Drive kids to school. Drag husband out of bed. Do laundry. Iron clothes. Clean house. Make husband lunch. Feed and change baby. Clean house again. Walk dog again. Pick up kids. Pick up school stuff. Clean up dog's mess. Make dinner. Call repair man, plumber, electrician, and exterminator. Swat flies. Yell at kids. Put kids to bed. Change baby. Go to Wal-Mart to stand on line for three hours to get one bag of chips for husband. Clean house again. Go to bed. Get up. Comfort baby. Let dog out. Change baby. Let dog in. Get 10 minutes of sleep.
Man: Sleep. Go to work. Sleep. Drink coffee. Have wife pick up. Watch football and drink beer. Fall asleep. Go to bathroom. Lift one heavy object for begging wife. Go to bed. Yell at wife to feed baby.


Do you ever play a video game with your girl? I don't like playing because she just wants to have fun. 'Let's just have fun.' 'No, it's a ninja game. I learned technique. I've played for nine months. People know my name.' You play with your girl, they'll hit one button 87 times because they like the color on the remote -- 'Oh my God, blue! Yay!' -- and win every game.

22 December 2008

- It's sad -

It's sad,
How people lock themselves up,
In their own little world.

We lie to ourselves,
Say that everything's alright,
Everythings fine.

We wear the mask,
And act the part,
And say it's all part of the show.

We live in boxes,
See in darkness,
And speak in lies.
It's our world that we live in,
Why should it change?

21 December 2008

- Dear Santa -

Dear Santa Claus,

Hello santa, My name is Yenyen, i'm a girl and i'm already 18 years old this year... i come from the great city of ipoh, of course, that's in Malaysia. i bet you know where is it.

This year i've been so good that i should still be on the 'nice' list.
Santa, something that i wish to get for christmas this year is a great year through with lots of joyful events, no more loneliness... everyone around me to live a healthy and happy life. And i do wish to get a new bag and a new pair of specs... i also wish to get some books like twilight, ps i love you, The gift, the appeal... OMG.. and many more, santa...

P/s: Would you be so kind to bring some snow??

With love,
Yenyen

18 December 2008

- Cancerous food -

Top 10 Cancer-Fighting Foods
1) Broccoli
2) Cabbage
3) Ginger
4) Carrots
5) Green tea
6) Grains - oats, rye, barley
7) Tomatoes
8) Blueberries
9) Beans, lentils, and peas
10) Brown rice

Top 10 Cancer-Promoting Foods
1) Grilled meats - hamburger, steak, chops, chicken, and fish
2) Fries
3) Milk shakes
4) Hydrogenated oils - cakes, cookies, salad dressings, chips, crackers, margarine, frostings
5) Alcohol - beer, wine, spirits
6) Omelettes
7) Commercial cheeses
8) Cured meats - luncheon meats, salami, hot dogs
9) Pickled foods
10) Coffee

I think i'm at risk!!!

17 December 2008

- Happy 18 years and 1 day birthday -

i randomly got a brilliant idea before i sleep last night...

well...
i'm sure your personal calender is full with people's birth date...
and i'm sure it's kinda a disaster to remember everyone in your contact list's birthday...
so...
if ever you forgotten someone's birthday...
and it past...
instead of wishing him a 'happy belated birthday'... which sounds so heartless and not so sincere...
i suggest that you can tell that fellow that...

' here's my wishes for you, to make mine to be the most special one.. so i've sent it a day later... i believe no one did like what i did... so... today is your 18 years and 1 day old... happy birthday!!! '

like that sound so touching kan?? hehe... i clever kan?? wanna praise me kan?? muahaha~~~
i believe that the crazy holidays had make me gone insane =)

16 December 2008

- New MSN account -

well....
i've no idea what's wrong with my previous msn account...
i just cant login...
so...
the best way to solve everything out...
is to...
changed it...
muahaha...
and i can stop using 'yenyenyaiyai'...
muahaha...
many people kepp asking me why use this name...
well....
it's a long story...
it just got something to do with me childhood...
sweet memories...
so... back to the topic...
meiyen_loke@hotmail.com ...
this is my new msn account...
i believe i've added many of you...
just stating it her in case i missout...
and i wont be using the old account anymore...
hehe...
thanks and sorry for the inconvenient...

14 December 2008

- Bond That Never Break -

This is MELISSA!!!
my best best buddy!!! we've know each other for.. hmm...about 5 years..
i so glad that you're in my world...
i'll never forget the sweet sweet memories we share...
the time when we are in mr chua tt...
we tickled each other for fun, shared gossip, conteng-ed the table, gap zai, get call by the tutor...
when we are in ca lau,
we gap zai-ed, gossip-ed, cheated in exams, cheated in essay writing, sms when we just sit few places away...
when in mr lai...
we crazy together, camwhore-ed together, chatted together...
you've seen me cry, you've heard me cry...
you've make me smile, you've make me laugh...
you are the first one who come after my family...
i cant afford to lose you...
even you've go other places to further your studies...
and will go even further...
but our bond will never change!!!
i still will love you a lot...
and i think you will be the same too...
muacksss....
This is SIAN!!! the queen of public misbehaviour...
officially get really close when we are in form 4...
you can always make us gone speechless...
you can always make us laugh until stomachache...
you can always come out with not-so-normal action...
i love you...
no matter what happens...
i'll still love you...
even i didnt say it that often anymore...
but your place in my heart will never change...
This is YIN!!! the one who like to disturb people a lot...
currently not available...
always say and do silly things too...
you can always make me feel that our friendship is really valuable...
and life will never be easy...
with you around...
there'll be laughter...
i love you...
even though you are far yet not so far away...
i'll try to find time to look for you...
muacks...
This is SHIRLEY!!!! also not available...
haha....
even though i didnt see you often...
but i still miss you...
glad that we can be buddies...
love you love you love you~~~

year 2006

year 2007


year 2008



♥ TOGETHER WE ARE ONE ♥
























12 December 2008

- Tagged -

1. What's your ambition?
to be rich and famous!!!! haha.. i'm just joking... hope that can live a happy and successful life with everyone i love around me...

2. How often do you think of committing suicide?
when i was in primary... i used to think which is the best way to commit suicide that'll be least pain and most plesant looking.... but i didnt think bout it anymore now... i'm BIG GIRL already!!! =)

3. Do you think you have enough confidence?
well.... maybe in some particular part i'm confident enough... but people have weaknesses what... so... the answer would be a 'NO'...

4. How many babies you want?
well... i think i should ask for my hubby-to-be's opinion first *wink

5. Do you believe in seeing rainbow after the rain?
well.... theoretically.... rainbow should always appear after rain... but nowadays.... due to the polution bla bla bla... maybe it's blocked... and... people have better entertainment than watching rainbow...

6. What is your goal for this year?
goal??? hmm... 'THIS YEAR' will be officially over in 21 days' time... so i'll say bout my goal for next year... well... i'm kinda greedy... so...
i) say bye bye to 'top 10' in examination....
ii) score well in stpm so that i can get closer to my bright future...
iii)meet more friends ^.^
iV)be fairer... be thinner... be taller (which is not so possibly can happen.. muahaha...)

7. Do you believe in eternity love?
sure!!! still keep high hope in finding my mr right... Where's my love~~~ =)

8. What do you say about your life now?
my life is kinda zombie-like now... but i guess things will get better next year at this time... Pray hard!!!!

9. What feeling do you love the most?
feeling of 'together we are one'... feeling of being pampered... feeling of being appreciated... so... you know what to do!!

10. What are the requirements you wish from the other half?
tall, FAIR and handsome, muahaha... no la... just joking... hmm... caring, loving, romantic, reliable@安全感...

11. Is there anything you want to tell the people you hate?
hmm.... yea... please change... i dont wanna hate you... but it was YOU who make me do so... so please... CHANGE!!!!! if not... i would pray to God that perhaps you can just vanish from my vision... =)

12. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
of course!!!! i might not be seeing you everyday... i might not be talking to you everyday... but i love you... no matter where you are or where you are going... i still love you... together we are one!!! you know who you are... (i seems like got a little bit out of topic... hehe)

13. What does flying means to you?
flying?? it reminds me of harry potter sitting on the magical broom and play the balls in air... hehe... flying means the ability to fight against the pull of gravity and remain freely in air without the help of wire... *wink (sound a bit scientific... so proud of myself... ngek ngek ngek...)

14. What do you crave for the most currently?
the most?? i crave for many thing at once le... macam mana?? currently craving for sushi king, kfc, mc D's french fries, pizza hut's seafood lagsana, wanton mee, ramli burger, chee cheong fun and the list goes on... *craving doesnt means i must eat it....

15. Where would your ultimate vacation spot be?
where is not important... but with who is more important... with the correct person, anywhere you go is fun... with the wrong person, everything is spoiled...

16. Describe the person who tagged you in 7 words.
a) fair (times ten to the power of infinity)
b) a bit bit talented in art... (at least better than me)
c) joker
d) self loving
e) fond of self-praising
f) treat friends well
g) full of songs!! can ask him for any songs!!! muahaha...

17. What have you done to yourself that make yourself happy?
buy myself things that's nice-nice belaka... Go out the whole day gossiping, shopping.....

18. What will you become in another 10 years to come?
i wouldnt be siiting here in front of computer replying tag if i know bout my future... =.="

19. What is your lucky number?
lucky number?? 6 and 7... dont ask me why... i dont know!! ^o^

20. What is your favourite food?
there's no favourite... is either i like or dont like... =)

People to tag:
1. Sa
2. Yin
3. Xing
4. Joyi
5. Maggie

10 December 2008

- 知福 * 惜福 -


人在成长的过程中难免会遇到挫折
懂得保护自己
也要懂得爱自己
生命的乐章
看你如何自己去谱写
躲避不一定躲得过
面对不一定最难受
得到不一定能长久
失去不一定不再有
转身不一定最软弱
别急着说别无选择
别以为世上只有对与错
许多事情的答案都不止一个
所以我们永远有路可走
你能找到理由难过
也一定能找到快乐
懂得放心的人找到轻松
懂得遗忘的人找到自己
懂的关怀的人找到朋友

Fate???


very got fate with mice lately...
saw it in school...
saw it at home...
saw it on the way to tuition...
yerr.......

09 December 2008

- Reaching limit -

i hate boring and lame and meaningless short messaging service!!!
i hate disturbance when i'm not free...
i feel like scolding...
but i've got no rights to scold....
arghhh!!!
geram!!!

p/s:people please dont misund... i only specific this post to someone only... please let me release all my fire here... since i cant shoot him...

- Keep Close -


*editted
爱的感觉总是在一开始是甜蜜
总觉得多了一个人陪
多了一个人帮你分担烦恼
你总与不再孤单了
因为至少有一个人会想着你,恋着你
只要能在一起就是好的
但是慢慢的
随着认识的加深
你开始发现了对方的缺点
于是问题一个接一个出现
你开始觉得烦,累
甚至想要逃避
其实爱情就像磨石子一样
有人总想捡到一个适合自己的石子
但你又怎么知道什么时候能捡到呢?
或许刚捡到的时候
你不是很满意
但是请记住人是有弹性的
很多事情是能够改变的,只要有心,有勇气
与其到处去捡未知的石头
还不如将自己拥有的石头磨亮磨光
你明了吗?
别把随地的未知石头都捡起
珍惜你所拥有的
这就是恋爱的开始
不要随便牵手
也不要随便放手
请珍惜身边的每一个人

04 December 2008

- Random update -

i changed my blog skin...

to something more simple...

nothing much to say bout it...

but do pay more attention to the song part...

the songs are nice-nice belaka!!!

there's 4 songs:

i) Hayden Panettiere - I still believe *highly recomended!!!

ii) Fort Minor - Where'd you go

iii) 叮当 & 阿信 - 走火入魔

iv) 梁静茹 - 如果我们能在一起

03 December 2008

- Lost World -

I went to lost world on tuesday...
was supposed to be a class trip...
but due to some technical problems...
only 5 out of 26 went...
the five who went are john, seah chia yee, chee kar wai, lee sook ling and of course... ME...
yes...
the combination is weird!~~~
we went after math extra class...
5 person going in 3 cars...
to be specific...
1 viva and 2 kancils..
alright.. i know we are so not environmental friendly...
but... we are lazy to go back to school to get the car after lost world...
and so...
john show the way... me and seah follow at the back...
upon reaching...
everyone is so excited... i guess...
at least i am...
haha...
then play play and play...
nothing much to play...
we rented 2 boats...
which is a waste too...
should rent only one...
with the boat, we created lot of games...
John keep on challenge himself that he can stand on the boat...
we tried to stack the 2 boats together and sit on it...
we... which consisted of 5 person... tried to squeeze and sit on 1 boat...
we... created the game where 5 person sit on the boat, and play 'one,two, just'... the last loser will be 'terbalikkan boat' by the others...
the played the dry games...
and when we all are tired...
we just soak in the water and play truth or dare...
i asked many QUALITY questions..
hehe...
at bout 3 something i think...
we leave lost world and headed to tesco kfc... so damn hungry!!!
passby john's house and infi on the way...
and in kfc... i was said to be very 'si man'...
but till now i have no idea whether it's a compliment or what...
and so therefore...
i'm now red/black/dark/burnt/tanned or whatever it's call...

I've no idea what i've been writting about... i just feel like wanna type out the lost world trip... now that i've blog about it... i'm more lega...

- Modern Slang -

I came across something call the 'modern slang' today...
Here's some interesting ones:

Backup - A close friend who you would be willing to marry, at a certain date or age, if things don't work out with someone else.

Bangin- when a guy sees a hot/sexy girl: That girl is bangin...

bizatch (biatch) - referring to a bitch, in a friendly way, usually a female or gay male friend.

Bling Bling - flashy jewelry

Boo - boyfriend or girlfriend

Bull - my friend

Dude - young man

Dudette - young lady

Four O Four (404) - someone who is not mentally where they should be. (Based on a 404 error page online)

Generation X - people born between 1980 and 1989

Generation Z - People born between 1990 & 1999

Generation Alpha - People born after 1999, the first true computer generation kids

Giggin' - all purpose verb; everything and anything (example: I'm giggin' = I'm Dancing. , I'm Driving. , I'm thinking.) see Jawn, the all-purpose noun.

Green - money

Hit me up - means call me on my cell phone, or page me.

Hottie - An attractive person

Metrosexual - an urban male with a strong style sense, who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.

Murk - hurt / kill / murder

PHAT - (pretty...hot...and tempting) / very attractive

Po Po - police

R Kellying - trying to date underaged girls

Salad Dodger - an overweight person

Shorti - girlfriend

Sick - cool, awesome

Slammin'- when something is real good, instyle, cool, or hip

Toot - involuntary gas emission (fart)

Umfriend - One with whom one has a sexual relationship, introduced as “This is Chris, my... um, friend.”

Wheels - car


I tried to make some sentences using the 'modern slang'... try reading it see whether you understands it...

"Bull, metrosexual giggin' the sick wheels is trying to R-kellying the PHAT who wear bling bling. The dudette agree to be his boo if he gives her some green. "
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here's the translation:
"My friend, an urban male with a strong style sense, who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle, driving the cool car, was trying to date the pretty, hot and tempting underaged girls, who wears flashy jewelry. The young lady agree to be his girlfriend if he gives her some money"
CONCLUSION: i think i better stick to the conventional english.......